Oh Hi THC Seltzer
OUR BEEF WITH YODA
Date posted: February 24, 2022

First of all, to be clear, we love Yoda. Truly. But like all relationships, that love is not without a qualifier or two. It’s not unique to us that the ear hair that seamlessly blends into a yarny, wispy mullet is creepy and gross; but what we’ve really taken issue with lately is his well known quip, “Do or do not. There is no try.”  

Here’s the thing, we disagree. With all due respect, we simply feel that the lovable, little green baseball mitt, is plain wrong. The fact is, “try” is most certainly a thing. Frankly, we’re firm believers in the power of try. Maybe if Yoda “tried” Zillow he wouldn’t have lived in a swamp for 1,000 years. Ouch. Enough about him though, let’s get back to “try”.

Did you know that:

  • In 1940 Maitre’d Ignacio Anaya tried cooking when his cook was AWOL and some military wives came in asking for something different. The result? The nacho.
     
  • In the 1860’s Thomas Adams Sr. tried making rubber with chiclè, he failed. But what he ended up with became modern day bubble gum. Blow that Yoda.
     
  • In the 1960’s and 70’s Bob Ross tried painting to reduce stress from his Air Force gig. Now the world has happy little trees and friendly little birds.
     
  • In December of 1965 Paul McCartney first tried LSD. He went on to say that The Beatles would’ve broken up if he hadn’t. Boom. Put that under your tongue and suck it, Jedi Master.


We could go on, for now our point is this, we get that people are hesitant to try CBD products, and are skeptical about their efficacy. However, if you try Oh Hi CBD Seltzers we’re not saying it’ll change your world, (we’re not saying it won’t), but either way it’s going to taste delicious; and hey, if it ends up easing some stress or reducing some inflammation, like it has for us and so many others, then consider yourself rewarded for trying.

And to those who’ve already tried our tasty seltzers, well you’re just the cheese on our nachos, the bubble in our gum, the paint to our canvas, and the Paul to our John. Thanks for putting your inner-Yoda on mute and giving us a shot.

For first-timers or long-timers, we’d like to reward anyone who’s willing to give us a try. So how does 15% off your next online purchase sound? All you have to do is CLICK HERE to sign up for our newsletter and we’ll deliver the coupon to your inbox. Don’t worry, we don't email frequently and only include good stuff like tasty recipes, discounts, giveaways, and other good shit. And we promise to lay off Yoda from here on out.

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